Unconstant Reader, let me show you what my garden grows:
An eggplant groweth!
As do plenty of green tomatoes
Even where I didn't plant any
It helps when the pollinators have decided to move in
While Les Parents appreciate the garden (I think...), and they like the aesthetic of sunflowers and sweetpeas and nasturtiums... they're a wee bit put off that they're a wee bit too good at attracting pollinators to the deck area. Oopsie.